Mom Knows Everything

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    5 year old boy: I Love you Mom.
    Mom: Awww ! I Love you Too.......

    16 year Old Boy: I Love you Mom.
    Mom: Sorry ! I Have no money...

    21 year Old Boy: I Love you Mom.
    Mom: Hmmmmm... who is she and where she lives ?
    Moral: Mom knows everything.

    But the Best is...
    35 yr old man: Mom I love you.
    Mom: I told you before itself, don't marry that girl....

    And the award winning one...
    55 yr old man: Mom I love you...
    Mom: Son I will not sign any paper...
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