| When you take a long time, you`re slow. When your boss takes a long time, he`s thorough. When you don t do it, you re lazy. When your boss doesn t do it, he s too busy. When you make a mistake, you re an idiot. When your boss makes a mistake, he s only human. When doing something without being told, you re overstepping your authority. When your boss does the same thing, that s initiative. When you take a stand, you re being bull-headed. When your boss does it, he s being firm. When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you re being rude. When your boss skips a few rules, he s being original. When you please your boss, you re ass creeping. When your boss pleases his boss, he s being co-operative. When you re out of the office, you re wandering around. When your boss is out of the office, he s on business. When you re on a day off sick, you re always sick. When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill. When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview. When your boss applies for leave, it s because he s overworked. |