Owning a Laura

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    Skoda Laura is an excellent car... But people who have bought it are facing some very embarrasing moments.

    For example:
    Client to Bank Manager: Sirji Ek Laura Finance Karana Tha. Laure Pe Interest Kya Chal Raha Hai?

    After taking delivery:
    Wife Ne Laure ki Pooja Ki Aur Phir Pura Parivar Laure Pe Baith Ke Icecream Khaane Gaya.

    Malkin to driver Driver Laura Nikalo.
    Driver to Maalik: Sahab, Laura Dho Doon.

    And last but not not the least.....
    Neighbours:
    Bete Ki Baraat Toh Sharma Ji ke laure Pe Nikalunga. Kyun Sharma Ji! Aapko Koi Takleef Toh nahi Hogi ???
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