| I went to a mixed religion seminar. The Christian Priest came, laid his hands on my hand and said, "By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!" I smiled and told him I was not paralysed. The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said, "By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!" I was less amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me. The Mullah came, took my hands and said, "Insha Allah, you will walk today!" I snapped at him, "There's nothing wrong with me." The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said, "By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!" I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me. After the sermons, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen. |