| The FEMALE always makes THE RULES. THE RULES are subject to change without prior notice. No MALE can possibly know all THE RULES. If the FEMALE suspects the MALE to know all THE RULES, She must immediately change some or all THE RULES. The Female is never wrong. If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said. The male must apologise immediately for causing said misunderstanding. The MALE must never change his mind without the express written consent of the FEMALE. The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time. The MALE must remain calm at all times, Unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry and/or upset. The MALE is expected to mind read at all times. The MALE who does not abide by THE RULES can not take the heat, lacks backbone, is a wimp. Any attempt to document the RULES could result in bodily harm. If the FEMALE has P.M.S., all THE RULES may be null and void. The FEMALE is ready when she is ready, The MALE must be ready at all times. |