| The Mumbai-bus conductors are always in a rush to have the bus leave the stop as soon as possible to meet their deadlines even if it means 'ringing the bell' earlier to tell the driver to leave, as the last passenger is barely struggling to get on board. Once a Parsi woman is desperately trying to catch a BEST bus. Barely does she get on the bus, she shouts, "Oye Conductor! Tum Saala Kya Karta Hai? Hamara Ek Taang Upar Hain Aur Ek Taang Neechey Hain; Aur Beech Mein Tum Ting Ting Karta Hai..." |