First-time Flyer

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    Mallu boarding a plane.
    Air hostess is smiling.
    Mallu: Tatti Vandi!
    Air hostess (shocked): What???
    Mallu: Tatti Vandi!!!
    Air hostess calls steward.

    Mallu: Tatti Vandi!!!
    Steward: What????

    Mallu thrusts his boarding pass below the steward's nose.

    Steward looks at it and bursts out laughing. Composes himself, and says: Sir, seat 31 D is in the center. This way please!
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