Short but Naughty

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    Did you know the similarities between BRA and BAR? Check this out:

    1. Both have the same alphabets.

    2. Both are drinking zone.

    3. Both have restricted time of opening and closing hours.

    4. When both are opened, men go crazy.

    Height of Job satisfaction experienced by a Stud.
    Stud gets a job in girls hostel.
    After 2 months owner asked: Arrey Tum Apni Salary Lene Kyun Nahin Aaye???
    Stud: KYA..!!!? Salary Bhi Milegi...!!!

    An example of men's inability to understand women:
    She : I have nothing to wear.
    He: Awesome.

    She: Tum Mere Liye Kya Kar Sakte Ho?
    He: Mein Tumhaare Periods Band Kar Sakta Hun.
  • BEST Conductors The Mumbai-bus conductors are always in a rush to have the bus leave the stop as soon as possible to meet their deadlines even if it means `ringing the bell` earlier...
  • Sunny Nights Sunny Leone to taxi driver: Airport Chaloge??
    Driver: Haan Chalunga....
    Sunny Leone: Kya Loge ?
    Driver: Gareeb Aadmi Hoon Behenji...
  • Little Johnny's Farm Visit Grandpa was showing Little Johnny around the farm, and when they come to the corral, he explained, "That`s a bull and a cow, and he`s serving her."
    A little later on, they saw horses...
  • Unmarried vs Married Women A survey conducted among women gave the below results. `A` were the answers given by un-married women. `B` are the answers given by married women. Sure marriage gives a lot of maturity...
  • Owning a Laura Skoda Laura is an excellent car... But people who have bought it are facing some very embarrasing moments.For example:
    Client to Bank Manager: Sirji Ek Laura Finance...
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