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    A newly wed couple went to their lawyer to get themselves a divorce.

    The lawyer wondered dat why do they want a divorce wen they are both good looking & newly wed. So he took both of them into seperate rooms & asked them the reason for the divorce.

    1st with the man...
    "I wanted this () ... atleast this ( ) ... but wat is this ( *** ) ..!!!"

    ...then with the woman...
    "I wanted this =========> ...atleast this =====> ...but what is this ==> ???"
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