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    Officers' Mess notice for Sunday Breakfast:

    We are serving gently browned, delicately hand-rolled whole wheat pancakes for lunch today, stuffed with a mixture of lightly spiced mashed potatoes, sauteed onions livened up with just a hint of chilli, mint and coriander and topped with a swirl of golden butter.

    Accompaniments include beaten, fluffy yoghurt light as air and a home-made dip made from tender, young mangoes and spices, red as uncut rubies...!!!

    Hindi Translation:
    We are serving 'Aloo Parathas' with dahi and achaar..!!!
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