Hyderabadi Mother...

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    Mom: Beta where are you now? It's 1.00 AM na Beta, come home fast!

    Son: Who's This ???

    Mom: Arre O Murde!! Zaleel. Kaha Hai Re Ttu? Itti Raat ho Gayi Na, Kidar Mara Re. Awara Gardi Karte. Jaldi Ghar Ku Aaa.

    Son: Aji ammi Tum Hai ??? Iti Izzat Se Baat Karre Toh Mai Samjha Ki ABBA Dusri Shadi Kar Liye. Abhi Aaroo.
  • The Poker Game A rabbi, a minister, and a priest were playing poker when the police raided the game. Turning to the priest, the lead police officer said, "Father Murphy, were you gambling. Turning his eyes to heaven, the priest whispered...
  • Breakfast Menu We are serving gently browned, delicately hand-rolled whole wheat pancakes for lunch today, stuffed with a mixture of lightly spiced mashed potatoes, sauteed onions livened up with a mixture of lightly spiced ...
  • Cross Eyed Bull Banta had a bull that he was quite proud of. One day he looked at the bull and noticed his eyes were crossed. That was disconcerting, because he knew he couldn`t get huge stud fees for a defective bull. He called the local...
  • Honest Job Interview 1. Why did you apply for this job?
    I have applied for many jobs along with this one and it`s just that you called me first.
    2. Why do you want to work for this company...
  • Castaway! A young fellow became marooned on a deserted South Pacific island after his cruise ship sank. For several years, he managed to live on fruits and vegetables he found on the...
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