Sweets and Celebrations

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    Shadi Hui, Khub Mithaai Bati;
    Pehla Bachcha Hua, Khub Mithaai Bati;
    Dusra Bachcha Hua, Phir Mithai Bati;
    5 Saal Baad, Bachchon Ka School Admission Karwane Gaya, Donation 2 Lac+ Fees 1,50,000;
    Aadmi Ghar Aakar Khub Roya Toh Biwi Boli: Janu Meri Phati Toh Khub Mithaai Baati, Khud Ki Phati Toh Rona Aa Gaya???
  • The Right Words A man was shopping in the men`s department at Bloomingdale`s when he noticed an absolutely beautiful woman behind the sales counter.
    He went up to her and said...
  • Hard-on A Blonde couple were in a car parked on Lovers Lane and the young man turned admiringly to his pretty date and said, "Gee, you smell terrific. You wearing...
  • First Thing to do after Jail Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick him up. He came through the gates and got into the car. The only thing he said was...
  • Just Married!!! A man met a beautiful blonde lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don`t know anything about each other.
    He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go...
  • You Get What You Pay For A guy is walking down the street, and he`s really horny. So he goes to the first whorehouse he sees. He only has five dollars, so they kick him out. The guy goes to the next one. But since he only has...
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