| A rich widow dies in a car accident with one of her many lovers. As she faces St. Peter he aks her if she has any special requests before he sends her on. "Yes, I would like to see my husband. "Name?" "Smith." "We have 50 billion Smiths here, Madam. Tell me, was there anything special about him, strange habits or maybe a pet saying?" The woman ponders then says, "He was rather particular, he said to me on his death bed, that if I was unfaithful after his passing then he would turn in his grave." St. Pter chuckles and says, "I know him." Astounded she says, "You do?" "Yes, 'Revolving Smith'." |