Dealing with a Barking Dog

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    A blonde & her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbou r's dog.

    It has been in the backyard barking for hours & hours.

    The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this."

    She goes downstairs.
    The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her husband says, "The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?"
    The blonde says, "I put the dog in our backyard... let's see how THEY like all the barking!"
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