| A blonde and her redhead friend were talking about sex... Blonde: Tell me, what is sex ? Redhead: Sex is when you dress up, go to a bar, flirt with a guy, he buys you drinks. You go to bed and he leaves some money on your table. Blonde: And what is good sex ? Redhead: Good sex is when you dress up, go to a bar, flirt with a guy, he buys you drinks. You go to bed and he leaves lots of money on your table. Blonde: And what is love ? Redhead: Love - That's an ethnic minority invention to avoid leaving money on the table. |