Indian Wife

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    A Negro wanted to go to a fancy dress party. He told his Indian wife to get a costume. Wife gets a snowman suit.

    Negro: WTF!!! You bloody Indian... have you seen a black snowman! Get me another one.

    She gets a Santa suit.

    Negro: WTF!!! You bloody Indian! Have you ever seen a black Santa! Get another suit!

    Wife, gets pissed and brings a bamboo stick.

    Negro: What am I to do with this?

    Wife: Gaand Mein Daal Aur Chocobar Banja BHENCHOD!!
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