My First Time...

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    Do Ladkiyaan Aapas Mein Ek-Dusre Se Baatein Kar Rahi Thi.

    Pehli: Kal Mera First Time Tha.

    Dusri: Oh Really, Kya Hua?

    Pehli: Shuru Mein Dheere-Dheere Andar Liya Aur Dheere Se Bahar Nikaala.

    Dusri: Dheere Se Kyun?

    Pehli: Unhone Bataya Tha, Pehle Dheere-Dheere Karna Hai.

    Dusri: Theek Hai, Phir? Pahli: Pehle 10 Minute Tak Aise Hi Kiya, Badi Mushkil Hui Kaabu Karne Mein.

    Dusri: Uske Baad Kya Hua?

    Pahli: Phir Thoda Teji Se Liya, Phir Aur Tej... Phir Aur Tez.

    Dusri: Hmmmmmm Phir, Pihir Kya Hua?

    Pehli: Phir Jhatke Se Andar Leti Gayi, Aur Jhatke Se Bahar Nikaalti Gayi.

    Dusri: Oh My God.

    Pehli: Saare Room Mein Aawaaz Goonjne Lagi, Kaafi Der Tak Kiya, Teji Se Lete Aur Bahar Nikaalte Hue Dard Bhi Shuru Ho Gaya Tha.

    Dusri: Aage Bataaaa, Phir Kya Hua.

    Pehli: Bas Yaar Mere Yoga Teacher Ne Kaha Aise Hi Pranayaam Mein Apne Saans Ko Kaabu Karo, Anand Aayega.
  • Farak Toh Padta Hai Teacher Sex Education Ke Period Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Rahi Thi.
    Teacher: Sex Ke Time Condom Use Karne Se Safety Bhi Rahti Hai Aur Enjoyment Mein Fark Nahi Padta.
    Ek Ladki Jisne Pehle Sex Kiya Hua Tha...
  • Love and Sex! A blonde and her redhead friend were talking about sex...
    Blonde: Tell me, what is sex ?
    Redhead: Sex is when you dress up, go to a bar, flirt with a guy, he buys you drinks. You go to bed and he leaves some...
  • Career in Nursing A very well-built young blonde was lying on her psychiatrist`s couch, telling him how frustrated she was. "I tried to be an actress and failed," she complained.
    "I tried to be a secretary and failed...
  • The Wedding Night! John and Mary had been high school sweethearts, but they had never had sex. "We`ll have to wait until we are married," she told him. So he waits. They are engaged three years, and finally the big day...
  • Unfaithful Wife! A rich widow dies in a car accident with one of her many lovers. As she faces St. Peter he aks her if she has any special requests before he sends her on...
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