The Way Women Think

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    Husband's Message (by text):

    "Darling, I got hit by a car outside the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have been doing tests and taking X-rays. The blow to my head though very strong, should not have any serious or lasting effect but, I have three broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound fracture of the left leg and they may have to amputate my right foot. Fingers crossed!"

    Wife's Response:
    "Who's Paula?"
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    He was playing with it, when a passing gentleman stopped and asked Johnny, "What kind of a dog is that, Johnny...
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