Single or Married ?

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    A man got a call from unknown number.
    Girl: Hi, are you single???
    Man: Yes, but who are you ???
    Ans: Your wife.... Aaj Ghar Aana Tab Bataoungi...

    Another call from unknown number...
    Girl: Are you married ??
    Man: Yes, but who are you ??
    Girl: Your girlfriend,... you cheat!!!
    Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife.
    Ans: Wife Hi Hoon Kamine, Aaj Tu Bas Ghar Aaja.
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