| A few years ago, Todd and his now ex, are throwing a dinner party and Todd, who is very thin and bony, is walking around the house wearing only his boxers. His wife comes out of the kitchen and says, "Hey, the guests are gonna be here any minute. Go and put something on." "No, I won't," Todd says. "I want everybody to see just how well you feed your husband." "Really?" she replies. "Then take your boxers off, too, and show everyone that there is really nothing there that I should feed you for." |