| Friend 1: Kal Meri Girlfriend Ka Birthday Hai, Uske Haath Main Kya Gift Dun? Friend 2: Apna De De!!! Friend 1: Mazaak Mat Kar Yaar, Koi Badi Cheez Bata. Friend 2: Toh Mera De De!!! Bas Mein Bethi Ek Ladki Ki T-Shirt Pe Car Bani Hui Thi. Uske Saath Chota Bachha Baitha Use Dekh Raha Tha. Ladki Bachche Ko Dekhte Hue Muskura Ke Boli: Car Chalani Hai Kya? Bachcha: Nahi Car Toh Nahi Chalani, Par Agar Aap Ki Ijazat Ho Toh Horn Baja Loon? Question: Which Is The Only Hindi Measurement Unit That Describes Time, Length, Weight, Heat, Light, Power, Noise Etc. Everything At Minimum Value? Answer: Jhaant Barabar!!! Question: Who Sang This Song? Main Pal Do Pal Ka Shayar Hoon, Pal Do Pal Meri Jawani Hai, Pal Do Pal Meri Masti Hai, Pal Do Pal Kahani Hai. Answer: An Erect Penis. Tailor Ladki Ka Maap Lete Hue: Tumhaara Koi Boyfriend hai ? Girl: Haan Ji Hai, Lekin Kyun ??? Tailor: Usse Bolna Thode Din Left Side Pe Zyaada Dhyaan De, Fitting Sahi Baithegi. |