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    Woke up this morning, got dressed and went in the kitchen where my wife was already fixing breakfast.

    I looked to see what she was cooking, and I see one of my socks in the frying pan.

    "What are you doing?" I asked her.

    "I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very drunk," she replied.

    Completely puzzled, I walked away thinking to myself................"I don't remember asking her to cook my sock."
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