| Husband: Arey, Ye Defective Condoms Sofe Pe Kyun Pade Hue Hain??? Wife: Kyaaa...!!!??? Kahan??? Wife goes to find them and comes back angrily saying: Agar Tumne Phir Kabhi Hamare Bachchon Ko 'Defective Condoms' Bolna Nahin Chhoda Toh Mein Tumhari Jaan Le Lungi... Ek Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ke Saath Sex Kar Raha Tha. Ladka Achanak Bola: Jaanu, You Know... Mujhe AIDS Hai... Girlfriend: KYA? Ladka: Ghabrao Mat... Mein Mazaak Kar Raha Hun, Bas Tumhaari Tight Karni Thi...!!! Kaun Si Biwi Sanskaro Wali Hoti Hai? Pati Daru Pee Ke Ghar Aaye Aur Biwi Puchhe: Ji Pehle Condom Lagaun Yae Khana! Judge Hearing a divorce case. Judge to Husband: Tumhe Divorce Kyun Chahiye? Husband: Judge Saab, I am not satisfied with her on bed. Judge to Wife: Aapko Is Baare Mein Kuch Kehna Hai??? Wife: Sare Mohalle Waale Khush Hain, Sabki Tassali Karwa Deti Hun, Bas Isi Harami Ke Nakhre Khatam Nahin Hote... |