| Some new trains have been announced in the name of celebrities.... Modi Express: Will not stop anywhere till it reaches the destination. Bappi Lahiri Express: Pull chain, another chain will be seen behind it. Ekta Kapoor Express: Will come three times on the same platform in slow motion. Amir Khan Express: Will run once in a year and pick the passengers as per its choice. Salman Khan Express: Can run on footpath. Manmohan Express: One and only silent train. Dhoni Express: 95% journey @ 10km/hr and remaining 5% @ 400km/hr. Mamata Express: Train will run in the opposite direction of destination. Rahul Gandhi Express: Will get derailed repeatedly. Congress Express: An experienced driver in each coach, driver Of engine on leave. Amit Shah Express: Covers the whole country except Delhi. Kejriwal Express: Sure to start but no guarantee it will reach destination... could stop midway if driver decides to abandon train. And finally, Indian Railways Ka Shaan. Rajnikant Express: Train will remain static at one place and stations will come and go... |