Naughty Quickies

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    Banta Ki Shaadi Hui Aur Vo Apni Nayi Naveli Dulhan Ke Saath Suhaag Raat Manata Hai.
    Preeto: Piche Nahi aage Dalte Hain.
    Banta: Tuje Kaise pata?
    Preeto: Mera dost Mere Aage Se Dalta Tha.
    Banta: Chup Kar Mera dost Mere Pichche Dalta Tha.

    Pappu: Bhaisaab Ek Condom Dena. Maine Girl Friend Ko Gift Dena Hai.
    Dukandar: Is Par Cover Chada Dun Kya?
    Santa: Arre Nahin Bhai, Ye Cover Hi Hai, Gift Toh Mere Paas Hai.

    A girl was handling Pappu's cock for the first time.
    After some time few drops came out, she sked, Ye Kya Hai Pappu???
    Pappu: Kuch Nahin, Khushi Ke Aansoo hain...
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