| A Jew gets pulled over for speeding. Jew: Is there a problem, officer? Officer: Sir, you were speeding. Jew: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see y our license please? Jew: I would give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Jew: Lost it four years ago for drunk driving. Officer: I see... Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Jew: I can't do that. Officer: Why not? Jew: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Jew: Yes, and I killed the owner. Officer: You what? Jew: Killed the owner, I had to self defense otherwise he would call the police and I would be in jail. The Officer looks at the Jew and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes five police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Senior Officer: Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please! The Jew steps out of the vehicle. Jew: Is there a problem sir? Senior Officer: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and killed the owner. Jew: Killed the owner? Senior Officer: Is this your car, sir? Jew: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned. Senior Officer: One of my officers claims that you don't have a driving license. The Jew digs into his pocket takes out his license and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Senior Officer: Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you killed the owner. Jew: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too. |