Bade Ghar Ki Bahurani

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    Bihar Ke Is Gaon Mein Cinema Hall Waale Aaj Bhi Film Ka Prachaar Rikshaw Mein Loudspeaker Laga Ke Karte Hain. Ek Din Ek Nayi Film Aayi Aur Uska Announcemnt Kuch Is Tarah Se Ho Raha Tha:

    Aaiye, Aaiye, Aaiye...
    Bade Ghar Ki Bahurani Ke Maje Lijye, Kal Se Din Mein Chaar Baar, 9 Se 12, 12 Se 3, 3 se 6, Aur 6 Se 9... Aur Raat Mein 9 Se 12...
    Aage Ka 30 Rupya Aur Peeche Ka 50 Rupya... Aaiye, Aaiye, Aaiye...
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    "Tell me what`s on your mind my son," the priest replies.
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    Preeto: Piche Nahi aage Dalte Hain.
    Banta: Tuje Kaise pata?
    Preeto: Mera dost Mere Aage...
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