| A young, naive new bride went to lunch with an older more experienced girlfriend from work soon after returning from her honeymoon. Her newfound friend was enquiring how she was enjoying married life? "Well," the new bride responded, "I'm a bit concerned cuz my husband has this habit of falling asleep with his erect penis inside of me." "Is that a problem for you?" her girlfriend asked. The response was, "Well, the problem is he walks in his sleep!" |