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    Notice on entry gate of a Apple Store:
    Don't ever fart here;
    the smell will stay for ages.
    We don't have Windows.

    And a Tit for Tat from Microsoft in their premises.
    Anyone visiting us here can be free to use Windows in case you need to release stale gas from yesterday's half eaten apple.
    We have been providing open window system to the world since ages.
  • Indian TV Journalism Here`s how the Indian TV news channels would report the `Jack and Jill` nursery rhyme. All names (except those of Jack and Jill), are fictitious. TV Anchor Prashant: Two persons have been injured in a freak...
  • Nonveg or Veg Biryani ? Ek Aadmi Samundar Mein Nahate Huye Doobne Laga Toh Usne Dua Ki: Hey Bhagvan ! Agar Mein Bach Gaya Toh Biryani Ki Deg Garibo Ko Khilaunga. Tabhi Ek Badi Si Lehar Aati Hai Aur Usko Utha Ke Sahil Pe...
  • Dating Ads for Seniors You can say what you want about Florida, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north. These are actual ads seen in 'The Villages' Florida newspaper. Who says seniors don`t have a sense of humour?
  • Alzheimer's Strikes Again! Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. When an old Grandpa walked by. One of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly...
  • Most Careless! A Bihari, a Bengali and our Santa were arguing on the hospital ward who was the most careless. The Bihari guy said, "I`m the most careless, this morning I ramped a pavement and went head on...
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