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    Husband - Hey dear, I am logged in.
    Wife - Would you like to have some snacks?
    Husband - Hard disk full.

    Wife - Have you brought the saree.
    Husband - Bad command or file name.
    Wife - But I told you about it in morning.
    Husband - Erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

    Wife - Hey Bagwan! Forget it where's your salary.
    Husband - File in use, read only, try after some time.

    Wife - At least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
    Husband - Sharing violation, access denied.

    Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.
    husband - Data type mismatch.

    Wife - You are useless.
    Husband - By default.

    Wife - By the way, who was there with you in the car this morning?
    Husband - System unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.

    Wife - What is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
    Husband - The only user with write permission.

    Wife - What is my value in your life?
    Husband - Unknown virus detected.

    Wife - Do you love me or your computer?
    Husband - Too many parameters.

    Wife - I will go to my Dadu's house.
    Husband - Program performed illegal operation, it will Close.

    Wife - I will leave you forever.
    Husband - Close all programs and log out for another User.

    Wife - It is worthless talking to you.
    Husband - Shut down the computer.
    Wife - I am going.
    Husband - It's now safe to turn off your computer.
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    Bina Ticket Safar Karne Wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar!!!!!!
    Santa: Waah ji Waah... Aur Humne Ticket Li Toh Hum...
  • Microsoft vs Apple! Notice on entry gate of a Apple Store: Don`t ever fart here, the smell will stay for ages. We don`t have Windows.
    And a Tit for Tat from Microsoft...
  • India-Pak Cricket Match Scene: Ajit is watching cricket match of India vs. Pakistan. Chetan is bowling and Javed is batting. Pakistan needs 24 runs in 4 balls.
    Ajit: Rabert, Jao Aur Chetan Se Kaho Ki Ek Khatarnak Bouncer
  • Indian TV Journalism Here`s how the Indian TV news channels would report the `Jack and Jill` nursery rhyme. All names (except those of Jack and Jill), are fictitious. TV Anchor Prashant: Two persons have been injured in a freak...
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