Who Do You Love More ?

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    Girl: Kya Tum Mujhe Apni Family Se Zyada Chahte Ho???

    Boy: No.

    Girl: Kyun...?

    Boy: Jab Main Paida Hua Toh Meri Maa Ne Musibat Jheli.
    Jab Bada Hone Laga Toh Baap Ne Ungli Pakad Kar Chalna Sikhaya.
    Jab Taklif Hui Toh Behan Royi.
    Jab Zarurat Padi Toh Bhai Ne Saath Diya.

    Girl: Achha Gandu... Jab Lund Khada Hua Toh Kaun Kaam Aaya...???
    Boy: Mera Dost, Jo Ye Joke Pad Raha Hai. Jisne Mujhe Hilaana Sikhaya....
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