Second Coming

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    A Catholic girl went into confession and said to the priest, "l'm pregnant."

    He asked, "How did this happen, my child?"

    She said, "I think it must be the second coming."

    The priest, shocked by this reply asked, "What makes you think it was the second coming?"

    She replied, "Because I swallowed the first."
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