Aaj Ki Sachchai

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    Yadi Aap Phoolon Pe So Rahe Hain Toh Ye Aapki Pehli Raat Hai;
    Aur Yadi Phool Aap Pe So Rahe Hain Toh Ye Aapki Akhri Raat Hai.
    Ajab Teri Duniya Gajab Tere Khel.

    Mombatti Jalakar Murdon Ko Yaad Kiya Jaata Hai;
    Aur Mombatti Bujha Ke Janamdin Manaya Jaata Hai.
    Kaisi Vidambana Hain Hamare Desh Ki.

    Phoolan Devi Daaku Hokar Election Jeet Gayi Aur Kiran Bedi Police Waali Ho Kar Bhi Elction Haar Gayi.

    Kitni Ajeeb Duniya Hai Ye, Yahan Auratein Dusri Auraton Ki Buraiyaan Karti Nahin Thakti;
    Jabki Aadmi Dusri Auraton Ki Tareef Karte Nahin Thakte.
    Aadmi Sach Mein Mahaan Hai.

    Humne 5 Aadmiyon Ko Beer Pilayi Aur 5 Auraton Ko Dove Lagaya.
    Aadmiyon KE Chehre Pe Jyada Rangat Thi.

    5 Things Jo Khatam Hone Pe Kaafi Problems Deti Hain.
    Dosti
    Paisa
    Pyar
    Sunday Aur
    Internet Pack
    Last Waala Toh Almost Rula Hi Deta Hai.

    Puraane Jamane Mein Jab Koi Akela Baith Ke Hasta Tha Toh Sab Kehte The Ki Us Per Kisi Bhoot-Pret Ka Saaya Hai.
    Aajkal Koi Akela Baith Ke Hasta Hai Toh Kehte Hain Ki Mujhe Bhi Send Kar De.
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