Alcohol Tolerance

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    Easy steps to check your Daaru tolerance:
    Drink 1st peg and check the photo of your wife in your wallet.

    Drink 2nd peg and do the same thing.

    Drink 3rd peg and recheck.

    Drink 4th peg and recheck.

    If your wife starts looking beautiful, innocent & attractive, stop it there and there itself. These are indications that you hve consumed alchohol more than your normal capacity and its time to go home.

    Statutory Warning:
    If your wife starts looking beautiful, sexy and innocent in the 1st peg itself, than you're checking some one else's wallet!
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