| The best example of 'Doosro Ki Khushi me apni khushi dhoondhna.' Watching Porn. What do you call a situation when two people are thinking of sex and rest of the people are thinking about food? Wedding!!! The 'Smoking Kills' warning on cigarette packs is like girls saying, 'Rehne Do, Koi Dekh Lega' - nothing more than a ritual! A bad football team is like an old bra... no cups and little support! A woman without curves is like a Jeans without pockets; You don't know where to put your hands! Behind a perfect cleavage, there is a woman who spent 1 hour pulling, squeezing and adjusting. Always respect her by staring at it! Obscene caller: Hi baby, if you can guess what's in my hand I will let you have it. Lady: Listen, if you can hide it in one hand then I am not interested! World's most romantic line ever said by a girl to her boyfriend: . .. ... .... Achha Baba... Kar Lo! What is 'Masturbation'. That 'shot in the air' to check if the 'gun' is working....... ! |