Moonch Ke Baal!!!

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    Ek Baar Ek Baadshah Akbar Ke Dimag Mein Na Jane Kya Aaya Unhone Darbaar Mein Bethe Bethe Sab Logo Se Ek Sawaal Kiya.

    Akbar: Hamari Moochon Ke Baal Kitne Hai?

    Sabhi Soch Mein Pad, Kisi Ko Jawab Nahi Aaya Tabhi Birbal Bola: Maharaj, Chaar Hazaar Saat Sau Chalis (4740).

    Akbar: Aur Agar Is Se Kam Ya Jyada Hue Toh? Birbal: Jyada Hue To Rani Ji Ke Jhaanton Ke Baal Aapki Moochon Mein Phase Hoge Aur Kam Hue Toh Aapke Moochon Ke Baal Rani Ji Ke Jhanton Mein Phase Honge.
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  • The Simplest Explanation The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Banta in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened Banta ?" she asks anxiously.
    "What happened!?! I`ll tell you
  • The Tough Cowboy A rude New Yorker and his girlfriend were driving across the desert when they had a flat tire on the car. Getting out, the boyfriend was about to start changing it when he spotted a cowboy sitting on his horse, rolling a smoke. He told his girlfriend that he would...
  • Three Certainties of Life! The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed, good looking man in his late 40`s or early 50`s.
    "May I help you?" she asked.
    "I want to see Valerie...
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