| Always felt there was something wrong with MAGGIE, having such a feminine name and getting ready in "two minutes"? Highly suspicious. The amount of Maggi Noodles we have eaten, if it really contained that much lead, the men would be Natraj HB pencils by now and the ladies would have turned to Apsaras! Breaking News: Khatron Ke Khiladi Ke Next Season Mein Ek Task Mein Maggi Khilayi Jayegi! Maggi Ke Peeche Sab Pade Hain, Koi Darru Ke Samples Bhi Check Kre, Aaj-Kal Saali Chad Hi Nahi Rhi ! Saala Daaru Toh Bas Naam Se Badnaam Hai, Warna Kidney Kharab Toh Maggi Ne Bhi Ki Hai! The new Statutory Warning, censor board may issue: Maggi consumption may be injurious to health. Ek Maggi Hi Aesi Female Thi Jo Do Minute Mein Ready Ho Jaati Thi... Ab Uspar Bhi Rok Lag Gayi! Agar 'Maggi' Band Ho Gayi Toh Sabsey Jyada Pareshaani Un Ladkiyon Ko Hogi Jo Apne 'Biodata' Mei Likhti Hain.... I Like cooking... Hum Bharatiyon Ka Oil Mein Doobey Bhture/Samose, Paseene Vaale Paani Ke Goalgappe, Bird Flu Vaale Murge Baal Bhi Baanka Nahim Kar Sake, Toh Maggi Ki LEAD Kya Bigaad Legi! Bhikari: Khane Ko Kuchh De Do Behen. Behen: 2 Minutes Ruko Bhai. Bhikari: Bhago Bhai, Yeh Toh Maggi Bana Rahi Hai! Maggi Par Ban Lagne Ke Baad Ek Facebook Status: Cooking Daliya With Riya and 47 Others Bharat Mein Maggi Bechne Ka Ab Ek Hee Tarika Hai: Iski Advertisement Mein Mein Liha Jaaye - Kesryukt Maggi. Maggi Par Pratibndh Lagne Par Akhil Bhartiya Bachelore Sangh Ne Aapaat Baithak Bulaai Hai. Mudda Tha Ki Agar Raat 2 Baje Bhukh Lage Toh Bechaare Bachelors Kya Karein??? Sarkar Ghiri. Ab Ekta Kapoor Ke Serial Mein Jehar Ki Jagah Maggi Istemal Ki Jaayegi. |