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    The tired doctor was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night.
    "Please, you have to come right over," pleaded the distraught mother."My child has swallowed a contraceptive."
    The physician dressed quickly, but before he could get out the door,the phone rang again. "You do not have to come over after all," the woman said with a sigh of relief. "My husband just found another one."
  • Doctor, Doctor... A doctor had just finished a marathon sex session with one of his patients. He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because he thought it was not really ethical to screw one of his patients.
    However, a little voice in his head said 'Lots of other doctors
  • e-mail University... Many colleges and businesses tend to strip the last name down to 6 characters and add the first and last initial to either the beginning or end to make up an E-Mail address.
    For example, Mary L.Ferguson mlfergus or fergusml.
    They are just now beginning to realize the problems that may happen...
  • Poetic Justice for all those blonde jokes: A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road in her new sports car when something goes wrong with her car.
    Luckily, she happens to be near a farmhouse.
    She goes up to the farmhouse and knocks on the door.
    When the farmer answers, she says to him,
  • Then again, maybe you are too old... The beautiful eighteen-year-old girl sobbed hysterically at the funeral service of her seventy-five-year-old husband. She confided in a friend, 'We had such a happy marriage for the three months it lasted. Every Sunday morning he would make
  • Mismatch ! A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young...
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