| Santa found Banta, lying beside the road after a car accident. Banta was crying hysterically. Santa stopped his car and ran to him. "Yaar Banta! Are you all right?" Sobbing, Banta moaned, "Look at my new car!" pointing to it, wrapped around a tree. "Oye Banta, please don't cry. You can always get another car." "But look inside the car." Santa did and said, "Oh..., that's terrible. But don't cry yaar! You can always get another girlfriend." Banta wailed, "Look inside her mouth !!!" |