Santa Jokes

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    Santa dials a number, a Girl answered.
    Santa: Hello... Kaun?
    Girl: Main Seeta...
    Sardar: O Teri!!! Yeh Toh Ayodhya Lag Gaya... Sorry Maaate... !!!

    Santa: Yaar Banta... 'I am going' Ka Matlab Kya Hota Hai?
    Banta: Main Ja Raha Hoon...
    Santa: Abe Aise Kaise Jaayega... Saala 20 Logon Se Puchh Chuka Hun, Sab Chale Gaye... Answer Bata Ke Jaa!!!

    Santa Ko Dast Lag Gaye. Wo Doctor Ko Dikhane Gaya.
    Doctor Ne Kaha Nimbu Ka Istemaal Karo!
    2 Din Baad.
    Doctor: Ab Dast Kaise Hain?
    Santa: Nimbu Hatate Hi Phir Shuru Ho Jaate Jain!!!
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