Feeling Depressed?

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    Whenever I feel depressed in my life... I open my E-Mail spam inbox... and I find: 1) 10 banks are giving me easy loans.

    2) I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons.

    3) 10 Job companies have best jobs for me.

    4) 5 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me.

    5) Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall.

    6) 3 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects.

    And Approx 40-50 mails from Priya, Payal, and Neha who are feeling lonely and want to meet me.

    Zindagi Main Aur Kya Chahiye...?
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