AIDS Carriers!

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    To all of you approaching 50 or have REACHED 50 and past, this is specially for you... Senior Citizens are the Nation's leading carriers of AIDS! HEARING AIDS

    BAND AIDS

    ROLL AIDS

    WALKING AIDS

    MEDICAL AIDS

    GOVERNMENT AIDS

    MOST OF ALL,
    MONETARY AID TO THEIR KIDS!

    Not forgetting HIV (Hair is Vanishing)
  • Arriving in Heaven! A man is standing outside the gates of Heaven. Saint Peter approaches and says, "Can I help you?"
    The man replies, "No thanks."
    He continues to stand on the clouds. "Are you sure I can`t...
  • God & Seniors Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking. And God looked down...
  • Feeling Depressed? Whenever I feel depressed in my life... I open my E-Mail spam inbox... and I find: 10 banks are giving me easy loans.
    I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons...
  • Pushing The Wrong Way... Two boys were struggling with a huge table in a doorway. They pushed and pulled and upped it and downed it until both were exhausted.
    Between gasps for air, one managed to say, "We better give up... because we`ll never...
  • Mutton Recipe for Ramzan Mullah Nasruddin returned home grinning foolishly on a festival holiday and his wife wondered aloud about what was so funny. Mullah revealed that he had bought a fine leg of lamb from the market. On his way home he...
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