Facebook in Real Life

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    Presently I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.

    Therefore every day, I go down on the street and tell the passerby what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before, and what I will do after.

    I give them pictures of my family, my dog and me gardening and spending time in my pool.

    I also listen to their conversations and I tell them I Like them.

    And it works:
    I already have 3 persons following me:
    2 Police Officers and a Psychiatrist
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