| An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman lurking in the shadows. "Twenty Euros," she whispers. Paddy had never had a hooker before, but decides - What the hell, it's only twenty Euros. He takes up her offer and they hide in the bushes. They've going at it for a couple of minutes, when, all of a sudden, a light flashes on them. It's a police officer! "What's going on here, people?" asks the officer. "I'm making love to me wife," the Irishman answers sounding annoyed. "Oh, I'm so sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know!" "Well, neither did I," said Paddy, "til ya shined dat light in her face!!" |