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    "Sister Ann, aren't you putting on a little weight?" inquired Father Dan during his visit to the convent, suspiciously eyeing her bulging stomach.

    "Why, no Father," answered the nun demurely, "It's just a little gas."

    A few months later Father Dan put the same question to the nun noticing her habit barely fit across her belly.

    "Oh, just a bit of gas," said sister Ann, blushing a bit.

    On his next visit Father Dan was walking down the corridor when he passed Sister Ann wheeling a baby carriage.

    Looking in, the priest observed, "Cute little Fart!"
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