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    Albert Einstein's wife often suggested that he dress more professionally when he headed off to work.

    "Why should I?" he would invariably argue. "Everyone knows me there."

    When the time came for Einstein to attend his first major conference, she begged him to dress up a bit.

    "Why should I?" said Einstein. "No one knows me there!"
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    "It meant so much to me...
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    "Give him a heart massage...
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