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    Pappu Ko Fire Brigade Main Naukari Mil Gayi.
    Ek Lady Ne Call Kiya: Hello Mere Ghar Par Aag Lagi Hai
    Pappu: Apne Pani Daala....??
    Lady: Haa, Par Aag Bujhi Nahi.
    Pappu: Pagal, Fir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge. Hum Bhi To Pani Hi Dalenge Na.

    Self Confidence at its Peak...
    Santa writes to SBI : My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank.

    Santa Ne Blood Test Karwaya. Result Aaya A+
    Result Dekhkar Santa Ko Bada Achraj Hua Aur Vo Sochne Laga Ki Saali Kamyaabi Tog Rag-Rag Mein Daud Rahi Hai... Phir Saala School Mein Hamesha C Kyun Milta Tha...

    Santa Apni Shaadi Ki Saalgirah Pe Jeeto Ko Gulaab Dete Hue Bola: O Darling... Happy Annirversary!
    Jeeto: Yeh Nahin, Mujhe Sone Ki Cheeez Chahiye.
    Santa: Oh, Achcha, toh Ye Lo Pillow Aur Araam Se So Jao.
  • Einstein's Attire Albert Einstein`s wife often suggested that he dress more professionally when he headed off to work.
    "Why should I?" he would invariably argue. "Everyone knows me there...."
    When the time came for Einstein to attend his first...
  • Those Blond Men An Italian tourist asks a blond man: Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?
    To which the blonde man replies: If they fell forward, they`d...
  • Air Force Wings A mother travelled 2000 miles to see her only son getting Air Force wings and getting married on the same day. After marriage the son thanked her for coming all the way.
    "It meant so much to me...
  • A Bit of Gas "Sister Ann, aren`t you putting on a little weight?" inquired Father Dan during his visit to the convent, suspiciously eyeing her bulging stomach. "Why, no Father," answered the nun...
  • The Umbrella Thief A man was in the habit of carrying an umbrella wherever he went. Unfortunately, he broke his last good one. Looking at the six useless umbrellas in his umbrella stand, he decided to take them all in and have them repaired. On the bus on the way home...
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