An Irishman's Philosophy

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    There are only two things to worry about, Either you are well or you are sick.

    If you are sick, Then there are only two things to worry about, Either you will get well or you will die.

    If you get well, Then there are only two things to worry about, Either you will go to heaven or hell.

    If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about.

    But if you go to hell, You'll be so damn busy shaking hands with friends you won't have time to worry!
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    Pappu: Apne Pani Daala....??
    Lady: Haa, Par Aag Bujhi Nahi....
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