Pubic Hair Souvenir

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    Ek Ladke Ne Apni Girlfriend Se Ek Gift Manga.

    Girlfriend Ne Usko Jhaant Ke 3-4 Baal Ukhad Ke De Diye.

    Ladka Wo Baal Le Kar Sunaar Ke Paas Gaya Aur Kaha: Ye Chaandi Ke Box Mein Saja Ke Do.

    Sunaar Ne Do Din Ka Time Diya.

    Do Din Baad Jab Ladka Baal Lene Aaya To Sunaar Ne Puchha: Ye Kisi Bade Sadhu-Sant-Baba Ke Baal Hai?

    Ladka: Ye Kisi Baba Ya Sant Ke Nahi, Meri Girlfriend Ke Jhaant Ke Baal Hai.

    Sunaar Ye Sunte Hi Gusse Se Paagal Hoke Bola: Bhosdi Ke, Behenchod..., Pehle Kyun Nahi Bataya, Hum Sab Ghar Walon Ne 3-3 Baar Dho Ke Piye Hai.
  • Selling Ass-holes Two businessmen in New York were standing around and taking a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn`t ready, and didn`t even have the shelves set up.
    One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some Jewish guy...
  • Costume Party A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. Unfortunately, the wife came down with a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she...
  • A businessman packing for a trip glances in his briefcase.
    "Honey," he says to his wife.
    "Yes, darling?" she replies.
    "Honey," he says, in mild exasperation, "Why do you persist in putting...
  • Quick and Fast! Little Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his college... but she belonged to someone else. One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I`ll give you a $50 if you let me have you....
  • Sex Drive A woman sought help from her doctor. "All my husband does is complain that I never want to have sex with him," she said. "And he`s right too. I have no desire at all."
    The doctor gave her a prescription and...
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