| An Aussie bought two cases of beer on sale at the Beer Store. He placed them on the front seat and headed back home. He stopped at a service station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump. Although it was very cold she was wearing a very short skirt and a light jacket which was wide open. She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on the passenger window. With her bra-less breasts almost falling out her skimpy top she said, in a sexy voice, "I am a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?" He thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of beer ya got?" |